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An Open Letter to Our Sister Store in Lafayette, IN

Dallas Begnaud - Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Dear employees, owners, suppliers, and customers of Great Harvest Bread Company, Lafayette, Indiana:

A world of pain is about to descend upon your precious Colts.   Our beloved Saints are in the business of destroying heralded quarterbacks: Favre and Warner lay in a crumpled pile and our underestimated defense now has Peyton Manning in their sights.  A. World. Of. Pain.

With the Superbowl coming up, we wanted to remind you of the following reasons why (1) Lafayette, Louisiana is superior to Lafayette, Indiana and (2) why The Saints are superior to the Colts:

  • Lafayette is a French name… we actually parler a little Français down here.
  • We’re making King Cakes right now.  Do you even know what Mardi Gras is?  It’s so awesome that the 4th of July is a tame holiday by comparison.
  • Do you remember that scene in Wayne’s World when they are in Delaware and there’s nothing to talk about and they’re totally bored?  That’s Indiana, too.


Now, about those Saints…

  • Our mascot is the almighty Heavenly Host.   Yours?  A small horse.
  • Symbolically, Black and Gold symbolize Strength and Power, Elegance and Royalty.  Your colors? Innocence and Water, Helpfulness and the Sky.
  • You know who’s pulling for Indy outside of your state?  Archie Manning.  That’s it.  We’ve got the rest of the nation.

In closing, we rock and you don’t.

Who Dat?